Isnt Falling Fun

I THINK FALLING IS VERY FUN!
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"they'll think so brave of me at home!"
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falling down stairs hurts, young Alice.
YOU'LL GET BRUISED.
and possibly blood from multiple places.

LET THE LADY DO AS SHE PLEASES, ALTHOUGH TUMBLING DOWN STAIRS IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN FALLING DOWN A GIGANTIC RABBIT HOLE.
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the only difference is VISION.
you'd have to be blind or HALF MAD to not notice a staircase then fall down it.
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gigantic rabbit holes are in the ground, and you most likely wouldn't notice one unless you stare at the ground as you chase after a white rabbit.
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lol